Vacation
Close your eyes. Take a whiff. Now open your eyes, you’re on the beach and it’s 1988. You want to protect your skin and make it glow, so you reach for your bottle of Vacation, an “excessively good” sunscreen from the retro sexy makers of the Poolsuite FM radio station. Make no mistake, this is a horny sunscreen. So slather it on, soak up some rays and travel down memory lane with us.
FEETS
Are your feet disgusting? Then it might be time to pamper those wretched little guys with FEETS, a literal plastic bag filled with tea tree goop to naturally repair, cool and moisturize your foot skin. Today we got world-famous actor comedian Rob Huebel to join us for a spa day. What did you ever do? Not jackshit probably.