Naväge
What’s that? I can’t hear you with all that snot in your face. You should really wash that out. No, not with a Kleenex, not with a neti pot. With something different, something with power. Something thought leaders are calling a bidet for your face. It’s Naväge saline nasal irrigation, and it just might change your life. Join along and blast those nose holes.
Bidet
What does clean feel like? And I mean truly clean, on a deeper level. Is clean even possible when your methods are just deflection and divergence? Today, we’re talking about bidet seats, and the true meaning of a strong spray, directly up into your butt, for that is where the elusive feeling of clean may be discovered.
Boost Plus
Sometimes you buy a product and it disappears into thin air. Today we discuss two such products: Boost Oxygen, which is oxygen in a can; and then Plus, a body wash whose packaging disintegrates in your shower so you can lather your bits without the guilt or murdering the planet.
FEETS
Are your feet disgusting? Then it might be time to pamper those wretched little guys with FEETS, a literal plastic bag filled with tea tree goop to naturally repair, cool and moisturize your foot skin. Today we got world-famous actor comedian Rob Huebel to join us for a spa day. What did you ever do? Not jackshit probably.
Reel
Have you ever wiped your ass with bamboo? No, I’m serious. It’s 100% tree-free toilet paper, and it’s called Reel with two e’s. We’re going to be talking about Reel toilet paper, and toilet behavior in general. It’s good for the planet, it’s good for your butt, and all your special places. Let’s get clean down there.